Some nut just dropped a load of cash on an 18th Century driniking cup from a notorious Scottish sex club…. Wait; 18th century Scottish sex club?!
Jack Shite is Too Goth to Rock:
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, 'that's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?'
After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, 'I found my wife in bed with my best friend.'
'Wow,' says the barkeep. 'What did you do about it?' 'I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out.'
'That makes sense,' remarks the barkeep... 'And, what about your best friend?'
'I looked him right in the eye and yelled, **Bad Dog** '
The ice cream cone turns 100; Willard Scot unavailable for comment, too busy looking for 31 flavors:
How Monty Python changed the world:
Strong Bad answers more email, and actually proves that last link:
When you get Dave Corun together with Goth Kev, they are Too Goth to Rock (A couple of swear words might not be safe for work.):
Finally, a web site that helps me pick the right wine for my fajitas:
ATF director to head RIAA anti-piracy efforts:
Should look something like this:
So, what’s your color:
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays.
After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and a steak. The barman charges him 25 cents, 10 for the beer and 15 for the food.
After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, 'Mate, that was the best steak I've ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him.'
'No problem,' says the barman. 'He's upstairs with my wife.'
'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?' asks the man.
'Probably the same thing I'm doing to his business down here!'
King Arthur knows a girl Too Goth to Rock:
Looking to pound a few, but worried about your waist line? Well, here’s a handy chart for you:
“Nothing says Fourth of July like fireworks and hot dogs”:
Man, if that doesn’t sell a camera phone, I don’t know what will (Not safe for work.):
From the “sorry-about-your-dick” department; how about a new raised 4x4 Dodge Neon? Only on… you guessed it… eBay. (Note: This not only sold, but after 21 bids… sad.):
Ken’s Super Duper Band ‘N’ stuff know when you’re Too Goth to Rock:
Just what we all need… painted boobies. I got a paintbrush, if you’ve got the boobs. (Not safe for work.):
You think the 4x4 Neon was bad… someone actually bid and won on this:
Octothorpe is Too Goth to Rock:
Dude, just get up and walk away from the ‘puter every now and then… yeash:
Now that’s a bike rider:
Obscurity is Too Goth to Rock:
I guess my job’s not too bad:
What the?! (Not safe for Epileptics.):
The Idiot Kings know a girl that’s Too Goth to Rock:
What would be A List of Links™ be without a visit from Cousin Dautermann? These are a few of our favorite net things (Warning: BIG Download):
That's all for this installment... Beware, they are coming faster and with less time between now!