Some nut just dropped a load of cash on an 18th Century driniking cup from a notorious Scottish sex club…. Wait; 18th century Scottish sex club?!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3305491.stm
Jack Shite is Too Goth to Rock:
http://www.songfight.org/music/too_goth_to_rock/jackshite_toogothtorock.mp3
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A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, 'that's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?'
After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, 'I found my wife in bed with my best friend.'
'Wow,' says the barkeep. 'What did you do about it?' 'I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out.'
'That makes sense,' remarks the barkeep... 'And, what about your best friend?'
'I looked him right in the eye and yelled, **Bad Dog** '
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The ice cream cone turns 100; Willard Scot unavailable for comment, too busy looking for 31 flavors:
http://www.fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2003/122003/12102003/1192615
How Monty Python changed the world:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/10/monty.python/index.html
Strong Bad answers more email, and actually proves that last link:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail91.html
When you get Dave Corun together with Goth Kev, they are Too Goth to Rock (A couple of swear words might not be safe for work.):
http://www.songfight.org/music/too_goth_to_rock/davecorunfgk_toogothtorock.mp3
Finally, a web site that helps me pick the right wine for my fajitas:
http://eatdrinkdine.dg-agecheck.com/GatewayWebApp/gateway/gatewayController.jpf?refURL=http://www.eatdrinkdine.com/&marketId=US&brandId=EDD&langPref=en&shockwaveEnabled=1
ATF director to head RIAA anti-piracy efforts:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,105282,00.html
Should look something like this:
http://home.gt.rr.com/linuxzealot88/riaaswat.jpg
So, what’s your color:
http://www.spacefem.com/colorquiz/
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays.
After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and a steak. The barman charges him 25 cents, 10 for the beer and 15 for the food.
After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, 'Mate, that was the best steak I've ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him.'
'No problem,' says the barman. 'He's upstairs with my wife.'
'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?' asks the man.
'Probably the same thing I'm doing to his business down here!'
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King Arthur knows a girl Too Goth to Rock:
http://www.songfight.org/music/too_goth_to_rock/kingarthur_toogothtorock.mp3
Looking to pound a few, but worried about your waist line? Well, here’s a handy chart for you:
http://www.theraven.com/beer.html
“Nothing says Fourth of July like fireworks and hot dogs”:
http://www.humorsajten.com/film/firework.wmv
Man, if that doesn’t sell a camera phone, I don’t know what will (Not safe for work.):
http://www.bastard-inc.com/html/nokia.htm
From the “sorry-about-your-dick” department; how about a new raised 4x4 Dodge Neon? Only on… you guessed it… eBay. (Note: This not only sold, but after 21 bids… sad.):
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2445962042
Ken’s Super Duper Band ‘N’ stuff know when you’re Too Goth to Rock:
http://www.songfight.org/music/too_goth_to_rock/ksdbns_toogothtorock.mp3
Just what we all need… painted boobies. I got a paintbrush, if you’ve got the boobs. (Not safe for work.):
http://www.bigeasychoppers.com/festival1.html
You think the 4x4 Neon was bad… someone actually bid and won on this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3640561983
Octothorpe is Too Goth to Rock:
http://www.songfight.org/music/too_goth_to_rock/octothorpe_toogothtorock.mp3
Dude, just get up and walk away from the ‘puter every now and then… yeash:
http://mjt.nysv.org/humor/for_real/rotta.jpg
Now that’s a bike rider:
http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/1938/bikejump.mpeg
Obscurity is Too Goth to Rock:
http://www.songfight.org/music/too_goth_to_rock/obscurity_toogothtorock.mp3
I guess my job’s not too bad:
http://public.planetmirror.com/pub/flash/aussie_dave.swf
What the?! (Not safe for Epileptics.):
http://jotohe.hp.infoseek.co.jp/num20xxxxxx.swf
The Idiot Kings know a girl that’s Too Goth to Rock:
http://www.songfight.org/music/too_goth_to_rock/idiotkings_toogothtorock.mp3
What would be A List of Links™ be without a visit from Cousin Dautermann? These are a few of our favorite net things (Warning: BIG Download):
http://pittance.nodalpoint.net/doc/media/favorites.mpeg
That's all for this installment... Beware, they are coming faster and with less time between now!
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