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anyway like man i dont even wanna talk about it man but im like really ashamed and stuedf so i dont even know why m postn here but i guess i should tell someone i like saw my best friend who was also supposed to be down with the cur and stuff and he was totally like doin screwdrivers and stuff at the bar thta we both go to and he was all like oh man that shits like old man and i was all what the fuck man how does cur get old man and then we got into a big old fight and i actually got fucked up pretty bad but pretty good cause now i got all these aesme sores and shit from where my skin bruised and broke open and shit so i guess you win some you lose some but anyway what the fuck is up with tht osruer asshole or anything man i dont even know man cause like maybe he just likes his screwdrives mord than anything else but not like me man who i was all drinkin the jack and coke until i found out about the secret c and then i just went ot just cajk and stuff and i mean fuck man screwedrivers dont eve got secret c unless your like really fuckin dumb or something its not like the vodka like dengates it or nothin i mean fuck man what the fuck so anyway we dont got not friends anymore so uh yeah this sucks man

Not one bit of punctuation. Wow. I ganked this from the pro_scurvy community... Now that's amusing all by itself, but the lack of punctuation was what really got to me.



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Dec. 3rd, 2003 02:34 am (UTC)
Scurvy wenches
Does pro_scurvy exist to make fun of the pro anorexia communities?
Dec. 3rd, 2003 02:44 am (UTC)
Re: Scurvy wenches
I certainly hope so.

Dec. 3rd, 2003 02:50 am (UTC)
Re: Scurvy wenches
I believe that is in fact the case.
Dec. 3rd, 2003 04:04 am (UTC)
Re: Scurvy wenches
I believe that is, in fact, the case.

Dec. 3rd, 2003 05:23 am (UTC)
Re: Scurvy wenches
I can't find a grammar reference that suggests that the commas are optional, but a quick google search shows that my form of usage is prevalent.

Dec. 3rd, 2003 05:40 am (UTC)
Re: Scurvy wenches
I would be more inclined to only include one comma and make the sentence thusly:

I believe that is in fact, the case.

Dec. 3rd, 2003 04:35 am (UTC)
Dec. 3rd, 2003 05:24 am (UTC)
I can't.

Dec. 3rd, 2003 02:46 pm (UTC)
If I had to read the words 'fuck' or 'man' one more time in that literary catastrophe, my fingernails would have clawed at someone's unsuspecting flesh.

Dec. 9th, 2003 02:36 am (UTC)
Actually this is so bad as to resemble a form of free-association poetry, or perhaps a run of pure feeling. It does evoke a certain feeling of drunken, incoherent belligerence. Also, I had never heard the word 'denegates' before.

Either that or it is very clever steganography.
Dec. 9th, 2003 03:25 am (UTC)
I have had the dubious pleasure of speaking with this person directly before, and I can honestly say that this is not just a form of poetry... this is how she really TALKS.

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