Man, if the Olympics were like this, I’d watch all the time (Not safe for
work.):
http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie3.html

You know, if science class was more like this, I would have paid more
attention. (Safe for work, not sensibilities.):
http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/7153641.htm

Useful sign language (marginally safe for work.):
http://www.coldbacon.com/photos/fudtz-signlanguage.html

Game Time! And let’s get into the old Thanksgiving spirit with a Christmas
game, shall we? (See, that’s a retail joke.) Anyway, It’s Spank the Frank:
http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games/frank/

Ah, holidays with the relatives:
http://www.mingers.com/photos/readers/yr2003_oct12/mow.jpg

Where do you rate in the wage scale? Have a peak here and find out:
http://www.acinet.org/acinet/oview5.asp?soccode=&stfips=&from=National&Level=Overall&x=15&y=12

Well, another Halloween has come and gone… What? Not had your fill of
ghosts, have you? Well, here’s a little something for you:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ghosts.html

More from the “truth in advertisement” department:
http://pestilentexistence.com/~entensity/102403/media/media.php?media=copier.wmv

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the first trailer for the only Marvel movie
that truly matters:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/artisan/the_punisher/teaser/

While we’re at it, here’s one for the fanboys:
http://www.avp-movie.com/

Since you’re already drooling:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avp/featurette/

Let’s wrap movie time up with the new Haley Berry film Gothika:
http://gothikamovie.warnerbros.com/

Looking to make a name for yourself? Here’s a few records you could try and
break:
http://corrweb.tripod.com/indexofrecords.html

Get a Lesbian for your computer:
http://www.lesbian.mine.nu/

Then get the t-shirt:
http://www.cafeshops.com/lesbianlinux.8216006?zoom=yes#zoom

If martial arts were like this, I would have stayed out of boxing. (Not safe
for work.):
http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/video1.swf

Looking for something new and flashy for your desktop? Give it a180 degree
turn:
http://www.180degreez.com/

Do it yourself Segway. Do it yourself Segway recall coming soon:
http://tlb.org/scooter.html

Next time you call her to tell her you love her, show her you really mean
it:
http://www.dialanorgasm.com/

It’s official: bling bling has gotten way out of hand:
http://www.icedoutgear.com/pimp-cups.php

Which dictator are you? (I’m too ashamed to post my results.):
http://www.novistrana.com/test/

It’s time to get educated. String theory and unification: It’s The Elegant
Universe from Nova online. (What? I can’t be smart?):
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/elegant/program.html

Ah, fighting boredom on those long road trips:
http://movies.flabber.nl/antiboredom.commercial/

Office ninja give you best of Stealth Disco:
http://69.49.199.91/best_of.asp

Diva Cup… The menstrual solution:
http://www.keeper.com/

Folsom Electric… for all your electric sex needs?! (Gives whole new meaning
to laying cable.):
http://www.folsomelectric.com/contents.html

Game Time! And this one’s not safe for work, but still a lot of fun; it’s
Frank’s Adventure:
http://www.mausland.de/franksadventure.swf

CAR-ma Sutra… What do they have for Blazers? (Not safe for work.):
http://www.car-sex-positions.com/

More from the Trojan games… You know, if only their condoms were as good as
their athletes (Nope, not safe for work.):
http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/video2.swf

Is it really the end of the world; except for Australia, of course:
http://www.hamncheez.com/download.php?flash=endoftheworld.swf

Hot Topic in Fortune magazine? Gothdom is alive SOMEHWERE:
http://www.fortune.com/fortune/investing/articles/0,15114,526323,00.html

After I cash in on my Hot Topic discount card, I’m hitting this place:
http://www.kidrobot.com/shop.php

Game Time! Blobs… jump them to get rid of them… Careful, this can be
addictive:
http://www.miniclip.com/Flash/blobs2.swf

Are you going to Hell? Take this fun test and find out:
http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/HellTest.swf

Hell, I could have told then this:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003511431,00.html

Because the night belongs to us; it’s The Apedance… MONK- er, APE:
http://affe.rnsystems.de/version1.html

Just how good of a kisser are you? I scored 17:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/men/kissingtest.jsp

Damn, that’s an annoying thing:
http://www.turboforce3d.com/annoying/

“Damn skippy, I’m ready.”:
http://www.student.itn.liu.se/~davve450/firemelon.mpeg

Shopping at the Mortuary:
https://www.pushindaisies.com/candypress/scripts/default.asp

One more from the “Duh” department:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3241579.stm

I guess the url says it all:
http://www.thepictureofeverything.com/

Yeah, these are bad album covers, but I’m sure we could find some that are
worse:
http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/000543.html

You know, I’ve heard this song and dance before:
http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/biztech/11/04/tech.slump.ap/index.html

Learn about yourself in just a few easy seconds:
http://users.rcn.com/zang.interport//personality.html

An answer to the Segway… but how will it hold up when its power fails, too:
http://www.forbes.com/2003/11/04/cx_dl_1104vow.html

Genryu’s Blade… Fun flash piece (Contains animated violence and gore.):
http://gotorion.com/orion/flashes.php?file=flash/dragonblade.swf&title=Dragonblade&type=flash

See if you’ve ever made the shit list:
http://www.iratenet.com/rants/shit.shtml

Ohhh… Now I see the difference:
http://voffka.com/archives/playgay.gif

Random babige (Maybe not safe for work.):
http://www.krzr.com/timages/photo/KRZR-FM_21086_88.jpg

Get your DJ name here:
http://quizme.stvlive.com/djname/quiz.php

Shoot me, I’m old; 90’s music considered for “oldies nostalgia” format in
Seattle:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/147001_radiobeat06.html

Remember kids, crack kills… or, at least, can do this to your average blonde
(Not quite safe for work.):
http://www.lukeford.com/sophiampg.mpg

There is cinema, indie films, home movies, web movies… and, uh, this. (Not
safe for work… or your mind.):
http://www.petitewiener.com/Pages/shit.htm

Four out of five models agree: Nothing beats the Trollops for masturbatory
accompaniment (Not safe for work.):
http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2416882

Foxtrot geek funny:
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cx/uc/20031003/ft/ft031003l.gif

Dead Fish presents Walkman… or, fun with cycles (For us animation folk.):
http://www.deadfish.ru/film.php?film=walkman

The Dauterman rings in with a few links. Have a look…

I doubt anyone [here] needs help with how to make drinks, but here's every
drink recipe an alcoholic could ever wish for:
http://lenpal.3rdoffense.com/content/drinks

Science geeks will like this. From as far out as possible to as close in as
possible:
http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/index.html

Does this point the way to where the Lord of the Rings Marathon is going to
be held:
http://www.ooblick.com/text/tomordor/

Was this Eminem's first song:
http://i.flowgo.com/greetings/madeapoop/madeapoop.swf


And finally, like the title says, if you click only one link today, may it
be this one…

Capcom meets Queen in Megaman: Titanium Rhapsody:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=131487

Enjoy!

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