Well, what’s Halloween without a good slasher movie? How about an
interactive one? Play the text based “Blackthorne” and see if you’d survive…
beat my 5 of 5. (Warning: This can get addictive.):
http://www.slasherama.biz/demo/choicemenu.html

This site may have that zany touch for you fun filled Halloween get-up:
http://www.shadesoffun.com/index2.html

Because what say Halloween like a graveyard:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~androom/index2.htm

The perfect Halloween snack… Malloween. Just ask Homestar Runner:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/malloween.html

This is Halloween on so many levels:
http://www.amerigreet.com/skeleton_dance.asp

Pumpkin Simulator 2003:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=129580

Girls with Hearses… sure, that’s Halloween, right:
http://gwhbyrne.ratpackproductions.com/

Gaze, you nonbelievers (And you, too, Michael.), at the might that is THE
GREAT PUMPKIN:
http://www.ligpumpkinfest.com/images/Photo_Gallery/Show/6.jpg

Okay, okay… Space Ghost doesn’t really count for Halloween, but this is a
cool fansite, anyway:
http://www.baloneysammitch.8m.com/main.html

You know, if you’re gonna screw around on the diving board, something is
bound to happen:
http://elev.ru.orebro.se/ru0369/HAHAHAHA.MPG

What are you laughing at, pussy:
http://dwd.hu/cat.swf

Ladies and Gentlemen, the compendium of stupid people tricks:
http://www.voiceone.com/html/stupid.html#tiger

Wow… I never realized there were so many different lunch boxes:
http://www.cassidyframes.com/box/gallery/gallery.html

Game Time! More of the “what’s wrong with this picture”:
http://liquidgeneration.com/games/wrong_picture1.asp

Being a pirate now, I really should master this… It’s National Geographic’s
Sailing simulator:
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/volvooceanrace/interactives/sailing/index.html

What? Don’t believe I’m a pirate? Well, then, here you go, doubting Thomas!
(I bet you don’t believe I was run over by a streetcar, too?):
http://www.talesofthesevenseas.com/BoatShowPhotos.html

Oh gods, my eyes:
http://dirtdirt.com/headacher/index.asp?current=10

Sure she’s only three years old, but can she play “My bed is the cold, cold
ground”? (That’s a bonus question for you uber cartoon geeks.):
http://robpongi.com/pages/comboMOKINHI.html

I, for one, welcome our new battery powered Kung Fu robot overlords:
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994263

Something for you of little self-confidence… Here’s a little ego booster:
http://kabolo.metropoliglobal.com/ego/

You know, this kind of is a really neat invention, not only for the
handicapped, but for me, when I’ve had too much on those special nights:
http://www.selfwipe.com/

Sometimes it’s not just location… but a location’s name:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=15&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_britain_butt

All glory to the Hypnotoad:
http://www.r33b.net/

Eventually we were going to see this headline:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/10/22/videogame.lawsuit.ap/index.html

Man, if I saw THIS in my rear view mirror, I’d turn right around and get
back to the bar:
http://www.extremotheclown.com/extremotheclown/msvfrontreflect.jpg

A gated fence? Sure. A gated hedge? Um…:
http://members.ams.chello.nl/rwestdor/24sep2003/win98_with_firewall.jpg

Bubble gum turns 75… Probably the same stick, too:
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3690851

I think all us poor single slobs can benefit from this… or not:
http://www.unclemelon.com/pickup_hot_babe.html

Damn… that’s some BIG stuff:
http://www.greatbigstuff.com/everything

I am so taking a second look at my food before I eat a sandwich (Not safe
for appetites.):
http://www.asdfhost.com/members/azemat/food001.jpg

Yes, I am a faire geek:
http://www.thehaca.com/manuals.htm

A fun little diddy about a monkey… MONKEY:
http://www.smebbdesign.com/little_red_monkey.html

The top ten evil and good… What? No Martha Stuart:
http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/good.html

Power Rangers, the way I’d like to see them. (Nope, not even remotely safe
for work.):
http://www.tma.co.jp/page_top/yokoku/chichiren/chichiren.html

Kind of begs the question; Lotion of jizz: Which is better for your skin?
(Well, okay, it raised it in my mind.):
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php

Game Time! How about an old classic:
http://www.madguerillabrigade.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=16&mode

Proof that it’s all in the editing… or… Building a better Barney. (Audio not
safe for work.):
http://www.daddydesign.com/Barney.html

Fred Berry dead at 59… Wow, now I do feel kind of old. (Does anyone even
remember “What’s Happening”?):
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/eo/20031022/en_celeb_eo/12758

Sure… because they’d get dusty if I kept them on the ground:
http://www.browncountyindiana.com/Main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=2412

Damn… Is nothing ever good for you?! Next they’ll tell me not to breathe…
:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=571&ncid=751&e=1&u=/nm/20031025/hl_nm/health_chopsticks_dc

Of all the lame ass technicalities to get off on… the judge fell asleep:
http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1066947010082&call_pageid=968332188492&col=968793972154

Star Wars: From myth to reality… Oh, go get a life:
http://www.exn.ca/starwars/map.cfm

This should be fun for you TLC channel whores (Or whatever channel it’s
on.): Queer Eye for the Straight Guy drinking game:
http://www.neverseeme.com/DEotQG/instances.html

Game Time! Letter Lasso… a tricky word hunt with a new game every day:
http://www.miniclip.com/wcrunch-102mc-005.swf?mode=year

One piece of dialogue and ten seconds…the rest is up to the animator:
http://10secondclub.net/archives_yearly.php?month=9&yearly=2003

Remember when Atari was the shit? Do you? Play this and turn your fond
memory into mush:
http://www.scottpehnke.com/programming/flash.htm#

Something for the graphic artists out there:
http://www.tofslie.com/clientquotes.htm

Something for the rest of us… college quotes about (Or sounding like they
are) sex:
http://www.pointsincase.com/quotes/sexual.htm

True love and heartbreak… told in pencil animation… Oh, it’s so true it
hurts laughing (No, I’m not bitter; why?):
http://www.lovedungeon.net/movies/ahlamour.html

Huh? Um… It’s geek, it’s l33t, it’s Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers… I think:
http://www.jeffornot.com/cgi-bin/funny.cgi?filename=C_D_MMORPG.swf

Random Penny Arcade funny:
http://www.kozubik.com/media/misc/20030702l.gif

Check out the chick with the petting pussy:
http://cyber.zhdanovs.com/pix/cats10/113.jpg

Because it hasn’t been done yet; Mega-Man the movie:
http://www.planet-megaman.com/mmmovie/

And finally, penguin power noise:
http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles2/www.kicken.com-hardcore.pinguin.wmv


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