At last, a story for you:
One night a vampire bat flew into his cave all covered in blood. His friends all gathered around him and said, "Wow! Where'd you get all that blood? We want some, we want some too," they all said. Then they begged and pleaded to be shown where he got it. So he finally gave in and said, "Well, if you really must know," and he flew out the cave door with his friends curiously following behind.
He flew to a nearby forest and wove his way through the trees until he came to a big, tall tree in the center. Then he turned and asked his friends, "Do see this tree?" and they all shook their heads excitedly.
"Well, I didn't," he replied......