Xander (digitalgoth) wrote,
Xander
digitalgoth

Todays quotes.

"I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiates me from a doormat." -Rebecca West


"Feminism is the radical notion that women are people." -Cheris Kramarae, Paula Treichler


"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Reverend Pat Robertson


The Religions -
Taoism: Shit happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening
Zen: What is the sound of Shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehova's Witnesses: Knock Knock: 'Shit happens'
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
Protestant: Shit won't happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you
Rastafarian: Smoke that shit

-Unknown


“First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists, but I was neither, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.” -Pastor Martin Niemoeller


"Eat tainted meat Breathe poison air Drink nasty water Help only yourself VOTE REPUBLICAN" -on a t-shirt...


"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill


And todasy's random link:
I want this shirt - http://www.northernsun.com/cgi-bin/nsm/1618.html


Cheers,
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