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Todays quotes.

"I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiates me from a doormat." -Rebecca West


"Feminism is the radical notion that women are people." -Cheris Kramarae, Paula Treichler


"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Reverend Pat Robertson


The Religions -
Taoism: Shit happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening
Zen: What is the sound of Shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehova's Witnesses: Knock Knock: 'Shit happens'
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
Protestant: Shit won't happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you
Rastafarian: Smoke that shit

-Unknown


“First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists, but I was neither, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.” -Pastor Martin Niemoeller


"Eat tainted meat Breathe poison air Drink nasty water Help only yourself VOTE REPUBLICAN" -on a t-shirt...


"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill


And todasy's random link:
I want this shirt - http://www.northernsun.com/cgi-bin/nsm/1618.html


Cheers,
_X

Comments

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ocean_fever_fae
Oct. 15th, 2003 01:43 am (UTC)
*applauds* I love that site. And the one you requested made my night. I believe the Clinton quote will be the next slogan that will go on the back of my jacket. :)
phyxius
Oct. 15th, 2003 01:55 am (UTC)
My government teacher actually has a variation of that religious shit thing posted in his classroom. Some are slightly different though: the one I remember is atheism is "I dont believe this shit".
wasurera
Oct. 15th, 2003 03:07 am (UTC)
nice quotes.

Amy (emberflowers) has that shirt! XD
emberflowers
Oct. 15th, 2003 03:27 am (UTC)
Yep!! I was just about to say that. Good to see thier website working finally. I got a catalog from them once and my mom and I giggled over it for hours. *grin*
wasurera
Oct. 15th, 2003 03:48 am (UTC)
Did you ever get that paint off of it? :o
draco_insygnus
Oct. 15th, 2003 05:09 pm (UTC)
I mean what is the deal with shit? You plotz, you dump, you take care of business, but what is the deal with saying shit? And I can tell you, shit does not just happen. it get digested and them spat out. Shit happens over time, but still what is the deal.
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