Worst excuse for english that I've seen in a long time:

"and i vacuumed her floor with the dust buster lol it died lol it was funny lol she never taked it off teh charger and t died like 10 minutes after using it lol"

No, I'm not kidding. Yes, I copied that out of someone's journal. Yes, they're on my friends list. Dear god.

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