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Random bits of wisdom.... sorta.

Thou shalt remember the Eleventh Commandment and keep it Wholly.

Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as dignified as your persona requires.

Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of disease -- and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a home, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight eficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best, he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not makes messes in the house.

You live and you learn, or you don't live long.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.

Natural laws have no pity.

Waking someone unnecessarily should be considered a capital crime. For a first offense that is.

"I came, I saw, She conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)

A committee is a life form with six legs and no brain.

-Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love



I just felt that you all could benefit from some of these... even if only for a laugh.

_X

Comments

digitalgoth
Oct. 3rd, 2003 06:35 pm (UTC)
Nah... there's more than enough in this one. at least 20 pages of em. I only posted a couple off of the first page or two.

_X

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