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Women, do you really need to know before that big date? Well, shallow girl,
rate your man’s size:
http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/

Xiao Xiao stick theatre gets Matrixed:
http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/xp/10306/flash/030605xiaoxiao.swf

Missed Isabella, but want to get a piece of the biggest storm event this
year? Well, just check, you guessed it, eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3627872872

What? You want more stick figure violence? Well, okay then, here ya go:
http://site132.webhost4life.com/igsdann/movies/vehicle.html

Mozart was a genius, but you can compose a sonnet with this lovely dice
game:
http://sunsite.univie.ac.at/Mozart/dice/

Because victims need to come from somewhere:
http://www.casualtiesunion.org.uk/services.html

This is the story of two monkeys in shadow puppet… MONKEY:
http://www.viralmeister.com/movies/twomonkeys.wmv

Looking for a career change? Fill out the last application you’ll ever need:
http://www.jestsandjokes.com/show.php3?joke=112

Wow… That sure is a nice dress you- Holy Cow! There’s no dress there! (Maybe
not safe for work.):
http://www.wwwildcats.com/images/bodyart/safetypin5.jpg

Impressive body paint art, huh? Here’s a few more looks:
http://www.wwwildcats.com/images/bodyart/safetypin4.jpg
http://www.wwwildcats.com/images/bodyart/safetypin3.jpg
http://www.wwwildcats.com/images/bodyart/safetypin2.jpg
http://www.wwwildcats.com/images/bodyart/safetypin.jpg

Maybe it’s a little early for Halloween (In this crowd?), but here’s a
little something to bowl you over until then:
http://www.bravozulu.com/cathome/Cat_Bowling/index.cfm

You know, with it only a month away, maybe now would be a good time to start
thinking of costumes:
http://www.marylen.com/pot3.htm

Um… Honey, I’m really sorry about the car, but it’s a funny story, really.
You see…:
http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/images/photo43_2.jpg

Man, I hate when this happens:
http://www.delinker.nl/sep3/koe.wmv

Game Time! Telescopes… it can be addictive:
http://www.telescope-game.com/

What? You got through the first 15 levels? Okay, here’s some more for ya:
http://www.dyson.co.uk/game/play_next_10.asp

Disney and Dali? The cartoon 50 years in the making:
http://www.wired.com/news/digiwood/0,1412,60385,00.html

“Sweetheart, am I fat?”
“No, baby, THIS is fat:”
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm

Dude, if you’re gonna sell your inline skates on eBay because you hard core
wiped out on them, we really don’t need to see your bruised up ass (Probably
not safe for work.):
http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/ebay/inline-skates/

The sad reality of the music industry:
http://www.negativland.com/albini.html

This one comes to us from junior fluff master Michael Dautermann. Why he
wants to know this is his business:
http://www.cousincouples.com/info/states.shtml

Got some spare time, black powder, bowling balls, and some sewage pipe? (Of
course, who doesn’t?):
http://www.docsmachine.com/nonPB/mortar.html

Thought you Transformers nuts would enjoy this sneak peak (Wait till you see
the 20th anniversary Optimus Prime!)::
http://www.ncsx.org/2003/ncs072103/ncs0721th.htm

Nuts to You (Not safe for work.):
http://www.illwillpress.com/nuts.html

Some Escher pics for you. Use them for wallpaper and mess with your
coworkers:
http://www.cs.unc.edu/~davemc/Pic/Escher/

I’ll never think about fishin’ the same again:
http://www.junglebull.com/redneck_vibrator.gif

Here’s a film not to be missed:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/lost_skeleton/

Still in the mood for more stick figure violence? Here’s the best cover of
“Whiskey in the Jar” with some silly animation. Oh, it’s not safe for work,
either:
http://www.unforgivengirlny.com/ent/1/whisky.swf

When discussing the eighties, I’m often told of the hidden homoerotica in
He-Man… Someone made a song (and a video) about it. And you guessed it, it
ain’t safe for work:
http://www.efnetcars.com/albums/dump/akq.wmv

Front:
http://users.skynet.be/treet.ta-tra/first.jpg

Back (What is he pointing at?):
http://users.skynet.be/treet.ta-tra/second.jpg

Milk and Cereal:
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mfeid/vtpage/milkmovie.htm

Golden Gate Mysteries: A bibliography of crime fiction set in the bay area:
http://www.lib.berkeley.edu/~rbrandt/sfmystery/

You know, those city homeless are getting more and more crafty:
http://www.kth.cx/up/c/CompuBum.JPG

This guy’s real good at playing with his balls:
http://www.kth.cx/up/b/BALLZ.GIF

If men invented the bra (Probably not safe for work.):
http://www.nickgibbons.co.uk/images7/bra.jpg

Tech support didn’t believe me when I said I had a real spam problem:
http://www-106.ibm.com/developerworks/library/lol/spamato/spam-c07.jpg

Robert Pratt, another of our junior fluff masters, dug up this little tid
bit. Seems, after wrapping up on the last Lord of the Rings films, Gollum
went and rapped up a new career:
http://mirrored.flabber.nl/gollumrap/

We always push and support the real fellowship of the rap:
http://www.lordsoftherhymes.com/

And finally, this month in UFO history:
http://www.rense.com/general40/tm_sep.htm