It’s official; Gigli sucks diuretic cat ass (Okay, who was surprised?):
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,93268,00.html

New species of microorganism that thrives without oxygen discovered in Ca.;
offering insight into what possible life might exist on Mars:
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20030630213230data_trunc_sys.shtml

Sam Phillips dead at 80:
http://wreg.com/Global/story.asp?S=1382877&nav=3HvDHCrQ

Read the article, insert your own jokes:
http://www.gomemphis.com/mca/local_news/article/0,1426,MCA_437_2012578,00.html

This should be fun for all you folks who like to use big words in your
posts; dirty words that aren’t:
http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~mmc/funwords.html

Rejected:
http://sponge.xevion.net/~davidd/funny/rejection.jpg

“Researchers are now hopeful that a drug can eventually be developed to
tackle the ‘obesity epidemic’ threatening the West.” Um, wouldn’t that be
exercise and a proper diet:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3104871.stm

Night of the Full Moon:
http://www.shockhaber.com/dolunay.htm

A $1,000,000 nickel?! Damn, better go check my change jar:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=1&u=/ap/20030730/ap_on_re_us/million_dollar_nickel_2

It’s the Gothic Martha Stewart:
http://www.toreadors.com/martha/

Game Time! Cybermice party:
http://www.miniclip.com/cybermiceparty.htm

The question we asked was "By separating the processor from its fan and
adding a few small components, could we convince an ordinary PC to distil
alcohol?":
http://www.exaflop.org/docs/x86still/

The Andy and Kickel show:
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/andy_kickel1.asp

How done they do that?
http://www.brianmung.com/hdtdt.htm

The Purring Kitty turns select mobile phones into discreet massagers:
http://www.vibelet.com/international/index.html

Porno for the deaf (Not safe for work.):
http://www.bifty.com/Pics/Cartoons/26.jpeg

Zounds! It’s Duct Tape Superheroes:
http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/superheroes.html

Exerts from church bulletins:
http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/hum1/church_bulletins.htm

The Quickie:
http://www.tensecondfilms.com/videowin_entry.php#

It’s a beer ad, with mixed messages:
http://orsm.net/images/rs0086.jpg

Sex on the computer:
http://www.guitarstart.com/galeri/komik/cyber_sex

Custom condom printing… Hmmmm… Xander™ condoms… now there’s an idea:
http://www.ripnroll.com/customcondoms.htm#top

And this one time, in Tesla’s lab:
http://www.menzelphoto.com/images/gallery/big/environment/lightning/gal_env_lig_03.jpg

This guy must have had the same animation instructors I had:
http://losetheplot.org/stuff/rejected.wmv

Some important new business terms that a lot of us can relate to:
http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/hum1/business_vocabulary.htm

Godzilla porn? Um, you be the judge:
http://snoot.org/i/wuss/godzilla-hump.jpg

Soccer and robots; two great tastes that taste great together:
http://www.robocup.org/

I’m sure sharing this site with this crowd might not be a smart idea:
http://www.frii.com/~bsimon/backyard.html

Damn, now that’s drunk:
http://www.nettavisen.no/servlets/page?section=1706&item=279148

Assault with a lactating weapon:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.html

"The president has taken a courageous stand in favor of traditional marriage
at a moment in American history when the courts are conspiring with
anti-family extremists to undermine our nation's most vital institution,"
said the Rev. Louis Sheldon, chairman of the Traditional Values Coalition:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/07/30/bush.gay.marriage/index.html

Colors tell a lot about your personality:
http://www.humorbomb.com/ColorGame.html

Touch it… touch the “any” key… oooh, I like that… Keyboard porn:
http://ec.kernelpanick.net/keyboard.shtml

Healthy spring water and Alcohol; two great tastes that taste great
together:
http://www.wetplanet.com/dna_dd.html

Brain Box presents “Good Boy Bad Boy”:
http://www.thebrainbox.com/temp/half.html

Game Time! It’s sort of like Break out meets Pinball… It’s Plastic Balls:
http://www.plasticmartians.com/play.php?gameID=5

It’s skirt man! (You know, this is a very wrong site, especially when you
read the last couple of lines.):
http://s0ss.baefed.com/dale/

Cameras, in phones? Well, you knew this was bound to happen. “Can you see my
cans now? Good.” (Not safe for work.):
http://www.phonebin.com/nude/index.cfm?action=&s=61

Semen, an anti-depressant? “Hey baby, how about I cheer you up?”
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992457

From the “interesting case mod” files, a six stringed web server:
http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/pomgolian/?page=2

I may never go to the beach again… that is just WRONG:
http://www.deeprivermedia.com/terror.htm

ISP goes to bat for users against RIAA:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2003/07/30/state2258EDT0268.DTL

And finally, our human-interest piece, and what a heart warming piece it is;
dead Palestinian boy’s folks donate their late son’s organs to save four
Israeli boys:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/31/1059480440196.html


There ya go. There's today's long list of stuff to peruse. No, I don't have any spare time on my hands. ;)

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