December 28th, 2003

Alienware

Age is relevant in some things.

For example:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

It is not, however, relevant to my relationship, and the next person to say, or even imply as much is going to end up learning what a clue-by-four is.

In service,
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