August 5th, 2003

Alienware

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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'61.7%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh
64.8%
Shamelessness66.7%
It takes a couple of drinks
79.2%
Sex Drive 44.7%
I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
77.5%
Straightness12.5%
Knows the other body type like a map
44.8%
Gayness 55.4%
Had that experience at camp
83%
Alienware

Ok. Updates.

So. Here I am, typing away on my new laptop. YAYAYAYAY! WOOHOO!! and like, w00t, and stuff. Sony PCG-R505JL. P3 750, ultralight, etc etc etc. go look up stats on google if you want to know more. I'm very very happy with it so far. And, it only cost me $570! And so far, there's nothing wrong with it. it even has the extended battery. :)

I'm fucking ecstatic.... or vice versa...

-X
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Alienware

Links of today

Harmonizing Horses:
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.html

You can either karaoke in Spanish:
http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-02-18/volare-karaoke.swf

Or, how about like a death metal rocker:
http://www.dr.dk/skum/cigarfar/growl.asp

You might even learn a thing, or two, while you do:
http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html

And then there are those that just shouldnt:
http://franklarosa.com/vinyl/Exhibit.jsp?AlbumID=77

Sometimes karaoke can be happy and fun (If you can keep up.):
http://www.sojh.com/funstuff/happyfunsong.htm

Sometimes the words make no sense, but it just feels good:
http://pbjdance.com/original.cfm

And sometimes you dont need words; just a squirrel with a banjo and a
penguin with a guitarand the boys of Hazard county:
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~blagger/the_duel.html

Okay, okay, enough of that, its time for public service. How about How to
keep your parents off the Internet:
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/Netparents.swf

Damn, and you Christians, Muslims, and Jews thought you had the market on
brutal hellsSilly Hinuds:
http://treks.com.np/hell/

Heypull my fingergo aheadpull it:
http://www.misternicehands.com/

Just so you can keep it all straight in your head; the Matrix Character
Database:
http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/index.htm

Im sure Bible scholars around the world are shaking their heads in disgust
Silly Christians:
http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Features/frameit.htm?0802/txt_comp3.html

Bad guys bewareIts the SISSY SQUAD:
http://www.sissysquad.com/indexa.html

Now, these are the heroes Id like to see come to my rescue (Probably not
too safe for work.):
http://www.sexy-superheroine-models.com/

Arrogant Bastard AleYep, Ive had the stuff:
http://www.arrogantbastard.com/index2.html

Ninjas rob bank and disappearnot a movie plot, it actually happened:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=718&e=9&u=/ap/20030805/ap_on_re_us/bank_standoff

Because I havent done anything truly tasteless in a whileIts the Kobe
Bryant story told in legosand not very safe for work:
http://www.finerside.com/la-rape-show/larapeshow.htm

I could spill endless puns and rants about the asinine level of this piece,
but Ill just say one wordmertosexual:
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/Living/GMA030805Metrosexuals_feature.html

The gamers are coming, hooray hooray, the gamers are coming, hooray:
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/030729/nytu045_1.html

While the practical applications for the computer geek are obvious, Id like
to see what the Internet porn people come up with for this:
http://www.doubleh.com.tw/dh-umb.htm

Push buttonlight go onpush buttonlight go offpush buttonNOT SAFE
FOR WORK:
http://www.westvillage.nl/light/out.html

Two women discuss the Line of Masculinitybe nice if theyd discuss it
with US:
http://www.ttr2.co.uk/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=316&mode=thread&order=1&thold=-1

WARNING: The following material is rather politically charged, and could
lead to very heated debate, both here, and in the world at largeThe case
of the Federal Government vs. Sherman Austin:
http://www.raisethefist.com/

South African Gay party to go hard-coreand not the way youre thinking:
http://iafrica.com/news/sa/258805.htm

Picture phone foils attempted kidnapping:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/08/01/camphone.abduction/

Now you can take a bath with Kiss:
http://www.beckett.com/celebriducks/

Free the Gnomesraise upliberate, my brothers:
http://www.freethegnomes.com/

Find out how your name ranks in AmericaWell, at least Im in the "unique" category:
http://www.namestatistics.com/index.php

Only in CaliforniaAnd no, I wont vote for himWell, maybe:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030801/ap_on_el_gu/davis_recall_flynt

Now this story just breaks my heart:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=6&u=/ap/20030805/ap_on_re_us/distillery_fire

NASA to attempt return to Mars in 2008about fucking time:
http://www.rednova.com/news/stories/1/2003/08/05/story001.html

Yeah, its in French; but there are some great images here:
http://www.fantasya.net/

Its foreign; it must be goodum, yeah:
http://www.entertainmail.net/newviewer/view_popup1.phtml?movid=1416&showmovie=true

For the starting bid of only $2000, you can become a voyeur in our home
and see what we do when the blinds are drawn. Up for bids onyou guessed
iteBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2943710139

Junkie Michael Dautermann is a little worried that getting a 404 might upset
some of you more sensitive types here. Maybe, he told me, if they had THIS
page up instead, the world would be a happier place:
http://www.softlab.ntua.gr/~mastor/cscc01.htm

This definitely goes under the heading What the Fuck?! Someone, please,
get me a translationsilly Japanese (Not safe for work.):
http://f15.aaacafe.ne.jp/~nanaf/cal2.html

And finally, its

GAME TIME! And keeping with the current flame theme, lets invoke some real
Wrath of God kind of stuff, huh? Its Wrath II:
http://www.armegalo.com/wrath/play.html
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