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Snitched from a friend's journal:

These are actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong

- I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
- Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep
- Gun wounds again ! Fall down stupid white person.
- Same old rules: no eyes, no groin, no kissing.
- A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries
- Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken wings!
- Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants
- Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
- Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
- You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- You daring lousy guy with bad breath.
- Beat him out of recognizable shape!
- I have been scared shitless too much lately.
- I got knife scars more than the number of your leg hair!
- Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do you feel so cold?
- How can you use my intestines as a gift?
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of scum. I am sure
you will not mind that I remove your man parts and leave them
out on the dessert for your aunts to eat.
- Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits
and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
extermination.
- Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up
together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate
feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
- Our tong is bigger than your tong !
- No karate kicks be allowed on Shabbos.




Um... the 'short rabbibts'... ROFL

_X

Comments

( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
gia_elysium
Feb. 28th, 2005 01:27 pm (UTC)
This made my day.
OMFG!!!!LOL!!!!!!

THANKS.
tcharazazel
Feb. 28th, 2005 02:38 pm (UTC)
ROFL
They are awesome, thnx for sharing.
threadwalker
Feb. 28th, 2005 04:47 pm (UTC)
lol :) yay. I think I got an email with these a long time ago, but it was also long lost. Yay to see again!
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