Our first offering is dedicated to Joe Fun; perhaps now you’ll understand when I run down the halls screaming “Lighting bolt! Lighting bolt! Lighting bolt!” at random idiots:
http://www.wiredvideo.com/clips/av5/ogre-battle.mpg
This is what a LARPer might call three hot babes:
http://www.ringgame.net/2000Fall/Good/lothelfs.jpg
Something isn’t quite right in this pic:
http://www.balticcable.lt/bajeriai/Kadras%20is%20filmo%20Troja.jpg
IronChuck vintage porn:
http://www.juliaauctions.com/firearms/10-01/catalog/pict0197.jpg
Died in 1984, laid to rest in 2004. 20 yeas is a long time to be dead:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=3&u=/ap/20040610/ap_on_re_as/japan_skeleton
It’s artsy… it’s “The Painting”:
http://www.thetruthiswhatyoubelieve.com/painting/
Badgers part three:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/
Holy shit!!! I think I’d need to do warm up stretches for this 69 (Obviously not safe for work.):
http://www.yonkis.com/media/equilibrista.wmv
Pokia… retro phones of the future:
http://www.pokia.com/
Random Garfield generator; perhaps this might actually make him funny, again:
http://fairway.dyndns.org/~dan/cgi-bin/garfield.pl
Someone call Darwin, I think we have next year’s contenders:
http://www.fugly.com/media/MOVIES/CRAZY/golf_idiots.wmv
I don’t know about you guys, but this bed could really give me performance anxieties:
http://www1.snyggast.se/ul/3/2587993.jpg
Blind Mime Ensemble asks “Hey Ruth…”:
http://www.songfight.org/music/hey_ruth/blindmimeensemble_ruth.mp3
Atlantis found? This will do wonders for the new Stargate TV show:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3766863.stm
“He was a devil of a hero”:
http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SWEDEN_DEVILISH_HERO?SITE=MDFRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
And then, out of nowhere:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/truckcrash.mpg
It’s all in the semantics:
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v181/Saprophyte/dragonlayer.jpg
MOBA, the Museum of Bad Art:
http://www.museumofbadart.org/
Join C-3PO on his vacation on the planet of giant vegetables… geek:
http://www.aq.org/~kevin/c3po/
Again, it’s one of those cases of life writing its own jokes:
http://www.btinternet.com/~philbowden/1DOWNLOAD/P1010052.JPG
Taco rage? Call it assault with a deadly chalupa:
http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_np=0&u_pg=1638&u_sid=1116706
Yes, this is a guy… I think… maybe... no… yes… probably… definitely could be:
http://st.vse.cz/~XKERL02/uchyl1/machr1.jpg
The Internet exclusive trailer for I, Robot; coming to theatres July 16th:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/i_robot/internetexclusive2/
And here’s the skinny on the new concept Audi in I, Robot:
http://www.rsportscars.com/eng/cars/audi_rsq.asp
Proof that Palm Olive softens hands while you do dishes:
http://www.spi.com.sg/haunted/katong_cult/file0063.jpg
Titanic in 30 seconds as performed by bunnies… BUN-NEY:
http://www.angryalien.com/0604/titanicbunnies.html
This one is dedicated to all you anime lovers out there:
http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/2000-08-20/ami_mizuno.jpg
“Is that what you want; a shitting Jesus?” I’m sure there’s a moral in here, somewhere:
http://www.brunching.com/kitchenfloor.html
Okay, I like Disney, but this is a bit over the top:
http://www.disneytattooguy.com/
Proof that Americans have gotten lazy (maybe not safe for work.):
http://www.appelsiini.net/~tuupola/misc/whats_the_point.jpg
Actress breaks rib during sex… she calls it embarrassing, I call it a badge of honor:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3654863.stm
Overheard conversation between sumo dad and son; “You want to cry? I’ll give you something to cry about!”:
http://www.aftenposten.no/multimedia/archive/00198/CHINA-JAPAN-SUMO4___198862g.jpg
Looking for a book on cooking with semen? Find it on… you guessed it… eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=4172421264&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the only cool Hummer:
http://www.ak.net.au/funny/hummer.jpg
My man Kirk says it like it is:
http://koti.mbnet.fi/patli/kuvat/klingon.jpg
Duck:
http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/iorinne/portfolio/sorsa.jpg
Is it a city duck or a country duck? You can tell by its accent:
http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5362141
There’s only one duck for me… rubber duck:
http://www.captainquack.com/
Now I know what you girls are talking about:
http://www.starma.com/penis/pinky/pinky.html
Parking skills I wish I had:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/ppark.mpg
July 23rd, Universal ruins another great Robert Ludlum Bourne novel:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/the_bourne_supremacy/
Because there’s nothing like a well dressed goose:
http://www.gooseduds.com
Got to get me some of this for xmas gifts:
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/wrap_biohazard.shtml
Jimmy Lincoln screams “Hey Ruth!”:
http://www.songfight.org/music/hey_ruth/jimylincolnexclamationpoint_ruth.mp3
New technology released to help prevent spread of computer viruses. We have the sneak peak:
http://www.lokpower.de/Dummie_Lexikon/Computerbasteltipps/Bastelseite_4-01.jpg
I have often said that an open pallet is the sign of an enlightened mind, but this is just weird:
http://www.weird-food.com/index.html
Beware of Fluffy:
http://www.p-mi.com/~prediger/pwned/fluffy.jpg
It’s not what they are, it’s what they’re called:
http://www.tarantulas.com/gallery.asp
All my happy comic book fantasies killed in one shot:
http://www.bobrivers.com/news/images/wonder_big.JPG
Game Time! It’s Chasm, a flash animated adventure (Warning: fun and adicitive, don’t play unless you have the time.):
http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games/chasm/index.html
Girls, the final accessory for that perfect date:
http://www.cafeshops.com/ropafriki.11540976
Why, though, is it this we see more often than not:
http://omnikron.us/images/140.jpg
Eric Idle just wants to say “Fuck You very Much”. Language not safe for work:
http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3
And now an artistic nude in a sheer wrap (You did see the word "nude", right?):
http://www.myracleworks.com/onewest/andrededienes/nudes/montage/images/NA004_jpg.jpg
It’s not so much the article as the headline:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/3788147.stm
So, last night, at the Luchidoras party:
http://w1.352.telia.com/~u35207204/sebbepic/P1010538.JPG
Game Time! It’s like Simon Says, but sort of in a Frat house sort of way:
http://www.flashhog.com/3guys/
Canadian Legal system, ladies and gentlemen:
http://www.canlii.org/ab/cas/abca/2003/2003abca180.html
Wow! She’s got a big set of guns! (Not safe for work, but great for lovers of guns and boobies.):
http://gomescriba.sites.uol.com.br/imagem/guerra/guerrairaque.htm
Ladies (And maybe some of you “fancy” gents.), are you looking for that right look for the next fetish club night? Uncle IronChuck’s got just the ting. Let me know if you need any help (Diagram not safe for work.):
http://www.flabber.nl/img/bondage.how-to.jpg
Just how many freaking dinosaurs were there, anyway:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/05/0518_040518_dinosaurmontana.html
He is the monkey… MONKEY:
http://people.pwf.cam.ac.uk/mtw28/monkey.mpeg
Senior high school pranks invade the Internet on… you guessed it… eBay:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/custom/fringe/chi-0406090042jun09,0,7683813.story?coll=sfla-news-fringe
I can’t tell you why this hasn’t won a Grammy yet:
http://mic.wanha.com/temp/Elektronik_Supersonik.mpg
I always suspected it:
http://www.neukia.nl/movies/japanese.wmv
Go Soundwave! Go Soundwave! Go Soundwave:
http://triadfrog.home.comcast.net/index.html
Robot protest… Uh… I don’t get it:
http://www.noonelikesyou.net/TFT-robots/index.html
Game Time! Robot gets a little head:
http://www.metalgurugame.co.uk/
How long before this is working in my home:
http://www.unitedgamers.org/_KikYu0/RobotX.jpg
Die Screaming with Sharp Things in Your Head:
http://www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes/
The Shakespeare monkey simulator… MONKEY:
http://user.tninet.se/~ecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/
Since when is taking a porn star to the prom against school dating guide lines:
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0607pornstar-date-ON.html
Photoshop fun with super heroes:
http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=2875&display=photoshop
Cold enough for you, yet:
http://www.dutchcargoships.com/images/lars/
Just how fast do you need to be going to do this on a mountain bike:
http://tabla.xenya.si/gallery/albums/kekec/polaganje.jpg
Ring ring ring ring ring ring... Banana phone:
http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/mobile/column/ippin/2000/02/07/banana.jpg
Swords banned in Australia… Immortals warned to stay away:
http://www.downunderwebsites.com/aussielawswords.htm
What’s funnier; the product, or the forced corrections to the advertisement:
http://www.gadgetstuff.com/product.asp?id=10933#
How to fry an egg on an XP:
http://www.phys.ncku.edu.tw/~htsu/humor/fry_egg.html
Um….:
http://img-2.irc-galleria.net/00/13/41/08/2511102.jpg
Suffer from Goat Trauma? Well, my friend, you’re not alone anymore:
http://www.goat-trauma.org/
Mom owns son on… you guessed it… eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62054&item=8107675670&rd=1
And finally… Remembering Reagan:
http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v147/frizC6/reagan_persvectives.jpg
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