And just when you thought I was done... There was more.

Our first offering is dedicated to Joe Fun; perhaps now you’ll understand when I run down the halls screaming “Lighting bolt! Lighting bolt! Lighting bolt!” at random idiots:
http://www.wiredvideo.com/clips/av5/ogre-battle.mpg

This is what a LARPer might call three hot babes:
http://www.ringgame.net/2000Fall/Good/lothelfs.jpg

Something isn’t quite right in this pic:
http://www.balticcable.lt/bajeriai/Kadras%20is%20filmo%20Troja.jpg

IronChuck vintage porn:
http://www.juliaauctions.com/firearms/10-01/catalog/pict0197.jpg

Died in 1984, laid to rest in 2004. 20 yeas is a long time to be dead:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=3&u=/ap/20040610/ap_on_re_as/japan_skeleton

It’s artsy… it’s “The Painting”:
http://www.thetruthiswhatyoubelieve.com/painting/

Badgers part three:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/

Holy shit!!! I think I’d need to do warm up stretches for this 69 (Obviously not safe for work.):
http://www.yonkis.com/media/equilibrista.wmv

Pokia… retro phones of the future:
http://www.pokia.com/

Random Garfield generator; perhaps this might actually make him funny, again:
http://fairway.dyndns.org/~dan/cgi-bin/garfield.pl

Someone call Darwin, I think we have next year’s contenders:
http://www.fugly.com/media/MOVIES/CRAZY/golf_idiots.wmv

I don’t know about you guys, but this bed could really give me performance anxieties:
http://www1.snyggast.se/ul/3/2587993.jpg

Blind Mime Ensemble asks “Hey Ruth…”:
http://www.songfight.org/music/hey_ruth/blindmimeensemble_ruth.mp3

Atlantis found? This will do wonders for the new Stargate TV show:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3766863.stm

“He was a devil of a hero”:
http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SWEDEN_DEVILISH_HERO?SITE=MDFRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

And then, out of nowhere:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/truckcrash.mpg

It’s all in the semantics:
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v181/Saprophyte/dragonlayer.jpg

MOBA, the Museum of Bad Art:
http://www.museumofbadart.org/

Join C-3PO on his vacation on the planet of giant vegetables… geek:
http://www.aq.org/~kevin/c3po/

Again, it’s one of those cases of life writing its own jokes:
http://www.btinternet.com/~philbowden/1DOWNLOAD/P1010052.JPG

Taco rage? Call it assault with a deadly chalupa:
http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_np=0&u_pg=1638&u_sid=1116706

Yes, this is a guy… I think… maybe... no… yes… probably… definitely could be:
http://st.vse.cz/~XKERL02/uchyl1/machr1.jpg

The Internet exclusive trailer for I, Robot; coming to theatres July 16th:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/i_robot/internetexclusive2/

And here’s the skinny on the new concept Audi in I, Robot:
http://www.rsportscars.com/eng/cars/audi_rsq.asp

Proof that Palm Olive softens hands while you do dishes:
http://www.spi.com.sg/haunted/katong_cult/file0063.jpg

Titanic in 30 seconds as performed by bunnies… BUN-NEY:
http://www.angryalien.com/0604/titanicbunnies.html

This one is dedicated to all you anime lovers out there:
http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/2000-08-20/ami_mizuno.jpg

“Is that what you want; a shitting Jesus?” I’m sure there’s a moral in here, somewhere:
http://www.brunching.com/kitchenfloor.html

Okay, I like Disney, but this is a bit over the top:
http://www.disneytattooguy.com/

Proof that Americans have gotten lazy (maybe not safe for work.):
http://www.appelsiini.net/~tuupola/misc/whats_the_point.jpg

Actress breaks rib during sex… she calls it embarrassing, I call it a badge of honor:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3654863.stm

Overheard conversation between sumo dad and son; “You want to cry? I’ll give you something to cry about!”:
http://www.aftenposten.no/multimedia/archive/00198/CHINA-JAPAN-SUMO4___198862g.jpg

Looking for a book on cooking with semen? Find it on… you guessed it… eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=4172421264&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the only cool Hummer:
http://www.ak.net.au/funny/hummer.jpg

My man Kirk says it like it is:
http://koti.mbnet.fi/patli/kuvat/klingon.jpg

Duck:
http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/iorinne/portfolio/sorsa.jpg

Is it a city duck or a country duck? You can tell by its accent:
http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5362141

There’s only one duck for me… rubber duck:
http://www.captainquack.com/

Now I know what you girls are talking about:
http://www.starma.com/penis/pinky/pinky.html

Parking skills I wish I had:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/ppark.mpg

July 23rd, Universal ruins another great Robert Ludlum Bourne novel:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/the_bourne_supremacy/

Because there’s nothing like a well dressed goose:
http://www.gooseduds.com

Got to get me some of this for xmas gifts:
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/wrap_biohazard.shtml

Jimmy Lincoln screams “Hey Ruth!”:
http://www.songfight.org/music/hey_ruth/jimylincolnexclamationpoint_ruth.mp3

New technology released to help prevent spread of computer viruses. We have the sneak peak:
http://www.lokpower.de/Dummie_Lexikon/Computerbasteltipps/Bastelseite_4-01.jpg

I have often said that an open pallet is the sign of an enlightened mind, but this is just weird:
http://www.weird-food.com/index.html

Beware of Fluffy:
http://www.p-mi.com/~prediger/pwned/fluffy.jpg

It’s not what they are, it’s what they’re called:
http://www.tarantulas.com/gallery.asp

All my happy comic book fantasies killed in one shot:
http://www.bobrivers.com/news/images/wonder_big.JPG

Game Time! It’s Chasm, a flash animated adventure (Warning: fun and adicitive, don’t play unless you have the time.):
http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games/chasm/index.html

Girls, the final accessory for that perfect date:
http://www.cafeshops.com/ropafriki.11540976

Why, though, is it this we see more often than not:
http://omnikron.us/images/140.jpg

Eric Idle just wants to say “Fuck You very Much”. Language not safe for work:
http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3

And now an artistic nude in a sheer wrap (You did see the word "nude", right?):
http://www.myracleworks.com/onewest/andrededienes/nudes/montage/images/NA004_jpg.jpg

It’s not so much the article as the headline:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/3788147.stm

So, last night, at the Luchidoras party:
http://w1.352.telia.com/~u35207204/sebbepic/P1010538.JPG

Game Time! It’s like Simon Says, but sort of in a Frat house sort of way:
http://www.flashhog.com/3guys/

Canadian Legal system, ladies and gentlemen:
http://www.canlii.org/ab/cas/abca/2003/2003abca180.html

Wow! She’s got a big set of guns! (Not safe for work, but great for lovers of guns and boobies.):
http://gomescriba.sites.uol.com.br/imagem/guerra/guerrairaque.htm

Ladies (And maybe some of you “fancy” gents.), are you looking for that right look for the next fetish club night? Uncle IronChuck’s got just the ting. Let me know if you need any help (Diagram not safe for work.):
http://www.flabber.nl/img/bondage.how-to.jpg

Just how many freaking dinosaurs were there, anyway:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/05/0518_040518_dinosaurmontana.html

He is the monkey… MONKEY:
http://people.pwf.cam.ac.uk/mtw28/monkey.mpeg

Senior high school pranks invade the Internet on… you guessed it… eBay:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/custom/fringe/chi-0406090042jun09,0,7683813.story?coll=sfla-news-fringe

I can’t tell you why this hasn’t won a Grammy yet:
http://mic.wanha.com/temp/Elektronik_Supersonik.mpg

I always suspected it:
http://www.neukia.nl/movies/japanese.wmv

Go Soundwave! Go Soundwave! Go Soundwave:
http://triadfrog.home.comcast.net/index.html

Robot protest… Uh… I don’t get it:
http://www.noonelikesyou.net/TFT-robots/index.html

Game Time! Robot gets a little head:
http://www.metalgurugame.co.uk/

How long before this is working in my home:
http://www.unitedgamers.org/_KikYu0/RobotX.jpg

Die Screaming with Sharp Things in Your Head:
http://www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes/

The Shakespeare monkey simulator… MONKEY:
http://user.tninet.se/~ecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/

Since when is taking a porn star to the prom against school dating guide lines:
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0607pornstar-date-ON.html

Photoshop fun with super heroes:
http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=2875&display=photoshop

Cold enough for you, yet:
http://www.dutchcargoships.com/images/lars/

Just how fast do you need to be going to do this on a mountain bike:
http://tabla.xenya.si/gallery/albums/kekec/polaganje.jpg

Ring ring ring ring ring ring... Banana phone:
http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/mobile/column/ippin/2000/02/07/banana.jpg

Swords banned in Australia… Immortals warned to stay away:
http://www.downunderwebsites.com/aussielawswords.htm

What’s funnier; the product, or the forced corrections to the advertisement:
http://www.gadgetstuff.com/product.asp?id=10933#

How to fry an egg on an XP:
http://www.phys.ncku.edu.tw/~htsu/humor/fry_egg.html

Um….:
http://img-2.irc-galleria.net/00/13/41/08/2511102.jpg

Suffer from Goat Trauma? Well, my friend, you’re not alone anymore:
http://www.goat-trauma.org/

Mom owns son on… you guessed it… eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62054&item=8107675670&rd=1

And finally… Remembering Reagan:
http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v147/frizC6/reagan_persvectives.jpg

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