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From today's email grab bag:

Dad's job

Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?”

“No,” said David, “He works for the Republican National Committee to re-elect George Bush, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!


Hope everyone is having a good day. :)

_X

Comments

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datamoon
May. 20th, 2004 12:14 pm (UTC)
i dont understand, what happened to text wrap once your post came on?
digitalgoth
May. 20th, 2004 04:43 pm (UTC)
Say what?

_X
datamoon
May. 20th, 2004 09:50 pm (UTC)
yea, your post entered my friends page and the text wrap for some reason was off so ea sentence just keeps running and running to the right side of the page. and then all the entries were like that. it's better now
digitalgoth
May. 20th, 2004 10:56 pm (UTC)
That's very odd. I didn't change anything though. :)

*hugs*

_X
ex_sinaesthe204
May. 20th, 2004 01:38 pm (UTC)
OUCH!
djsparkydog
May. 20th, 2004 06:53 pm (UTC)
Dave is in SF right now. His LJ is endotoxin. Leave him a message there with contact info, so you guys can hook up.
digitalgoth
May. 20th, 2004 10:57 pm (UTC)
:) Been chatting with him via e-mail for a couple days now.

_X
djsparkydog
May. 21st, 2004 01:30 am (UTC)
didn't know if he ever got around to it, I dropped him your IM, but you know how forgetful he is.
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