So I went to http://www.clubteknoir.com/ instead. Wow, that was a blast. Loved all the music with the exception of the ghetto-fabulous bit and the Justin Timberlake... Besides that, it was good industrial all night long. Great bartenders, good coffee, redbull, and they apparently do good (read as: large/strong) alcoholic drinks as well.
Not the best sound system in the world and it tended to distort a bit when the volume was at normal-club-level, but besides that, I had a whole lot of fun. :)
Plan on dragging Heather to it next month. (Not really dragging, she'll love it.)
I hope I see you all on Friday for the opening night of La Luna Rouge!