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HUGE List of links... Holiday links :)


First off:
http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/sony/spiderman2/

Then we move into the whole she-bang!

Man, I just couldn’t come up with ONE funny line for this:
http://www.canada.com/montreal/montrealgazette/story.asp?id=7530006A-C103-4E13-9A55-F6EFCC111ACC

Here it is… Meatloaf’s mini me (PS: It’s a girl.)
http://users.pandora.be/daan.dox1/rocknroll.jpg

I bet you no game geek reading this will be able to stand up after clicking this link:
http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/dougsbasement-lg.jpg

Manufacture your own cookie cutter band just like the real record companies:
http://www.rockstarter.com/

Kid dies when he bites electric fence… well, I guess it’s not as bad as peeing on it:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/12/14/1071336800329.html?from=storyrhs

Game Time! Beer Golf:
http://www.rubias18.com/cachondo/juegos/beergolf.swf

Where to I get tickets to these games:
http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2003-12-15/1008469.html

Man, if this isn’t a good reason for parental internet controls, I don’t know what is:
http://users.pandora.be/ciskedr/filmpjes/Internet%20Commercial.wmv

Okay, now I’m all confused:
http://www.brentstirton.com/journalism/images/colour/trannie.jpg

Pirates? At a holiday parade? Yo ho ho:
http://www.archaeologica.org/SJHP.AVI

Usability error:
http://www.ultrashock.com/404/

Um…. Um… Cue the AC/DC… “Dirty deeds done with Sheep” (Not really safe for work, animal lovers, or the sane and balanced.):
http://www.zodoenzehetdaar.nl/templates/filmpje1.php

Proof that those nutty Japanese are, indeed, nutty (I mean, seriously, who would wait in any line for a Mac?):
http://homepage.mac.com/hsk/applejapan.html

Game Time! “Gonna smite thy from here to rapture; BY FAITH THOU ART TOAST”:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/divine.html

Random pic of polar bears:
http://www.horvatland.com/images/07numerique/01bestiaire/r3-06.jpg

This week on Raceweek… Fiat crashing:
http://creativemotion.co.uk/Movies/fiatcrash[1].mpeg

And now, for the ladies; a couple of cocks:
http://www.superflex.net/tools/supermusic/pics/chicken.jpg

You know, if you can’t pick the smart places to jog, well then, you might have it coming:
http://xtremepower.student.utwente.nl/alex/Renumeration/autoongelukje.mpeg

And finally, Drew goes Zero to Phantom:
http://www.songfight.org/music/zero_to_phantom/drew-zerotophantom.mp3


And then the next installment!

Hockey fans come in all sorts of… uh… varieties:
http://www.porneau.net/randompics/?p=maple-leafs

Yeah, because fake breasts so make me want a cigar:
http://www.viralmeister.com/movies/breast.mov


"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Jack Handy

Pikachu goes to the dogs (Probably not safe for work.):
http://www.electronic-chaos.com/video/pikachu_rape.mov

Ever wanted to throw a trailer trash party? Well, here’s the menu covered:
http://www.drokk.com/familyindigestion/trailertrash.html

Texas woman to face one year in jail and $4,000 fine for selling… a vibrator?! Suddenly I hear a Revolting Cocks song:
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/12/16/MNGEA3O52I1.DTL

Now getting life for organizing a 900 person orgy; totally understandable:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-12953294,00.html


On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.

On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.


THIS is guitar playing:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/guitar.php

Wait for it… wait for it:
http://www.squizzle.com/movieview.asp?id=609

Game Time! And man, have we got a goodie… Old School Zelda:
http://2flashgames.com/f/f-462.htm

Books, anyone:
http://www.classicreader.com/

How about a 130lbs book on a small Himalayan country? I think the book’s bigger than the country:
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3999900

Digital hair extensions… Uh, sure, okay… Why? (Some pics iffy for work.):
http://www.digital-hair-extension.com/

Game Time! And I think the ladies may enjoy this one… sort of like Super Mario… but you’re a hot chic jumping on the heads of dorks to get their drinks:
http://www.advertainer.net/chilloutzone/03110601.html


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra


It’s like what would have happened if the makers of Golfland were on acid:
http://www.redtongue.com/golfintro.html

Hey man, smoking kills:
http://wwwhome.cs.utwente.nl/~tukkers/GoT/antimult011-smokekills.swf

This just seemed like it belonged here:
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/dreamanatomy/da_gallery.html


"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
-Henny Youngman


Loller skater (Just go with it.):
http://koti.mbnet.fi/ruxi/huumori/lollerskates.gif

Oh man, did math just get more interesting:
http://www.joke-pages.com/jokes/images/org-calc.swf

Well, while cousin Dautermann takes a snooze, our Brightly Black Kat wants to educate us in the major difference between men and women:
http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm


"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry

Now this is jewelry with a purpose:
http://www.cyclebeads.com/

State Shirt is a Space Cadet:
http://www.songfight.org/music/spacecadet/stateshirt_spacecadet.mp3


But wait! There's MORE!

It’s a Pee Wee Christmas; and Morphius even wears his cowboy hat:
http://www.ray.bt76.com/movie/pwrubio.wmv

Make a nativity scene, then animate it:
http://www.croire.bayardweb.com/croire/creche/Creche.htm

Here’s a few holiday games with bonus games at the bottom of the screen:
http://www.wok2.de/products/stockgames/

Shopping with guns this Christmas? Asshats protest planned veto of concealed gun law:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=387&ncid=387&e=1&u=/ibsys/20031217/lo_wews/1923562

Try to wipe off the window frost to see the secret of Christmas:
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/frost_sabotage.asp

Think Santa’s got goodies on that sleigh of his for you? Well, let NORAD help you track him… It’s sort of become a holiday tradition:
http://www.itworld.com/Tech/2987/031218internethoho/

Or just catch him live on his cam:
http://www.santaclauslive.com/eng/index.php3

He’s sort of become a holiday tradition, the BK retard; this year we include the lyrics:
http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

Give it a good holiday shake:
http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm

Bah Humbug, you say? Man, have I got the game for you:
http://www.borisgroenemeyer.de/jingleballs/jingleballs.htm

It’s the Christmas monkey… MONKEY:
http://www.nerdtech.com/albums/santarchy_2003/aac.jpg

Oh man, I’m so not on the nice list after posting this holiday game (Might be iffy for work.):
http://www.mousebreaker.com/game48/fbb.swf

Looking for some Christmas Nookie? Let Santa Chuck help you out (Catalog not safe for work.):
http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/Christmas.asp

You know, I’ve always loved Christmas nookie… until now, that is:
http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/downloader.asp?file=12-stis.swf

Some houses are done really nice for the holidays… None of them you’ll see here:
http://uglychristmaslights.com/

Never say your Uncle IronChuck doesn’t look out for you… How to deal with a holiday hangover:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/features/xmas_alcohol.shtml

Everyone loves a Christmas turkey, and this turkey shooter games is no turkey:
http://www.7fire.com/flash/TurkeyShooter.swf

Can’t get your own tree this year? No problem; Santa Chuck’s got you covered:
http://www.desertisle.com/curtiss/xmas.html

Some helpful hints on what to do with those crappy CD’s you’re gonna get next Thursday:
http://www.whatacrappypresent.com/

Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like giving your loved one a kangaroo scrotum for the holidays. And where can you get one? Only on… you guessed it… eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2973360700&category=1469

A break down of the cost of the Twelve Days of Christmas show economic recovery:
http://www.pncbank.com/12days/

Looking for something to do with that unwanted fruitcake from Uncle Fred? Here’s an idea:
http://www.canada.com/news/oddities/story.html?id=0B6E16DA-333E-4EA1-80A7-E7F1B6028342

It’s a Kid Rock Christmas (Even funnier when you realize it’s Kid Rock on VH1.):
http://www.vh1.com/shows/events/kid_rock_christmas/videos/

Sleighs are good, but a flying Santa is more fun with elves and catapults:
http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/slingshot_santa/slingshot_santa.htm

The Holidays are in my brain; ask me again I’ll tell ya the same:
http://www.theholidaze.com/

This lovely carol goes out to you, Hep Kitten; Merry Christmas, hot stuff:
http://members.aol.com/phrankay/audio/silentbutdeadlynight_effin.mp3

More Pee Wee, you say? Well, how could Santa Chuck say no? And for fun, let’s throw in some Ciaro, too:
http://www.ray.bt76.com/movie/pwcharro.wmv

You know, it’s mostly all fun and games here at IronFluff™, but we’d like to take a moment to get a bit serious…

Christmas; strip away all the bullshit and the commercials and all the religious crap, and it’s all about this:
http://klas.holmlund.nu/jul/tale.html

A reason to get a mini-pc and some hard-pads:
http://www.stepmania.com/


Even if you don't go through that big list of links, you should at least listen to this one:

Just a reminder about the sounds of Christmas:
http://audioedit.waitingforfriday.com/soxmas.mp3


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