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Love story.

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH
YOU...


I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL
YOU MOAN AND GROAN.


I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY... BEG FOR ME TO
STOP.


I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL
BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU. AND YOU
WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.


ALL MY LOVE,

THE FLU

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ocean_fever_fae
Dec. 10th, 2003 10:35 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Wow. Rough sex and the flu are frighteningly similar. 0_o
rebbyribs
Dec. 10th, 2003 10:37 pm (UTC)
Sorry you're sick
Very cute post though. :) And I'm so glad I got vaccinated two weekends ago.
digitalgoth
Dec. 10th, 2003 11:04 pm (UTC)
Re: Sorry you're sick
I'm actually not sick, I just thought that this was amusing. :)

Quod pro quondam ego posteri English...

_X
draco_insygnus
Dec. 11th, 2003 01:40 am (UTC)
And here I was thinking that was the lyrics to a new Method Man song. Damn...
emberflowers
Dec. 11th, 2003 05:01 am (UTC)
..and suddenly thousands of people realized they got vaccinated against sex instead of the flu.

You get mad points for that one, btw.
fanlain
Dec. 11th, 2003 08:01 am (UTC)
d'oh!
that would suck. :O|
digitalgoth
Dec. 11th, 2003 12:04 pm (UTC)
ROFL. Vaccinated against sex... Now there's a though.

_X
rylasedai
Dec. 12th, 2003 04:29 pm (UTC)
morning laugh
hehe... thanks you are a contributer to my morning laughter :0
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