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Thanks to my sister for this article. :)



Thou Shalt Not Kill: Why Judge Roy Moore’s Ten Commandments monument is so silly

by Edwin Decker

One time, when I was about 16 years old, I said the F-word to my mother. It was all very silly, really. I was accused of something I didn’t do, an argument ensued, it escalated and then I cursed her out and ran downstairs to my room.

The next sound I heard was the thunderous pounding of my father’s footfalls, marching down the stairs to beat the lip off of me. Dad was not an abusive man. He was of the opinion that, "You don’t ever speak to your mother that way again, you snotty little punk!" Luckily for me, my father was not religious, for the bible says, "He that curseth his mother shall surely be put to death."

Whew! That could’ve been ugly.

The bible is big on capital punishment. In Leviticus 24:16, it warns, "He that Blasphemeth the Lord thy God shall be stoned." In Leviticus 20:14 it says, "If a man taketh a wife and her mother, they shall be burnt with fire." Exodus 31:15: "Whosoever doeth any work in the Sabbath day shall surely be put to death."

O’ the list doth go on: False Gods = Death. Unbelief = Death. Wicca = Death. Incest = Death. Swinging = Death. Bestiality = Death. Spamming = Death (burnt by fire, one would hope). Queer = Death. Adultery = Death.

How about this one, from Exodus 21:29: "If the Ox did push with his horn in time past… and he hath again [apparently ox gorings were rampant back then]; the ox shall be stoned and his owner put to death."

So here’s what gets me: After all that killing they’ve got going on in the Bible, the authors still had the utter gall to make "Thou Shalt Not Kill," the Sixth Commandment.

Well that’s just plain silly. The Ten Commandments are just silly. And Judge Roy Moore’s ongoing battle to keep his 5,000-pound stone monument to the Commandments on the public grounds of the Alabama Supreme Court is silliest of all. I mean, let’s forget for a moment all the legal issues, like, you know, state vs. federal law, and what the founding fathers intended and how to interpret the First Amendment. Those are complex issues that will never be agreed upon, so there is little point in discussing them any further. No, the best and simplest testament as to why the law should not regard the Ten Commandments is that they are just too damn silly to take seriously?

• "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Goods"?: Silly.

• "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wife"?: Silly and unfeasible.

• "Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me"?: Silly and lame.

• "Thou Shalt Not Take the Lord’s Name in Vain"?: Holy blow me Jesus fucking Christ, that is sooo silly.

• "Thou Shalt Not Make False Gods; for I the Lord thy God am a jealous god, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon thy children unto the third and fourth generation.": Childish, evil, pathetic, unforgiving and, oh yeah, really goddam silly.

• "Thou Shalt Not Make Unto Thee Any Graven image…": "Graven" means "an object that is engraved." Hellooo—those stone tablets Moses brought down the mountain?—they’re graven. Basically, the Lord thy God decreed that we not worship engravings, and then he engraved a stone Decalogue for us to worship—which makes the Lord thy God quite a silly thing. Even his name is silly: "Lord Thy God," is redundant. It’s like saying, wife thy spouse. "Hey, have you met my wife thy spouse?" Or, "I simply must phone my mom thy parent."

Silly.

But none so silly as Judge Roy Moore, his lawyer Herb Titus, Dr. James Dobson (Focus on the Family) and all those vigilant, theocentric crackpots in Alabama who were kneeling and praying at the base of Moore's enormous stone monument. For it is their argument that the Ten Commandments is not a religious document after all. Rather, it’s the moral basis for our entire legal system. Then they proceed to quote the only two commandments that support that theory: "Thou Shalt Not Steal" and "Thou Shalt Not Kill."

Of course, they never mention the other seven or so blatantly Christian Commandments that are absolute insults to the First Amendment: There’s that "No Blasphemeth the Lord" drivel and the "No Work on Sabbath" crap. There’s that eerie, "No Strange Gods Before Me" twaddle (which is no basis for any American law I know of and an affront to every other religion in the country).

And that "Thou Shalt not Commit Adultery" santorum flies in the face of the real moral foundation for the Great American Legal System, which goes something like this: "Stay out of my business, asshole." Even "Thou Shalt Not Kill" is not a basis for the American way—what with so many cops gunning their way through due process, and electric chairs dimming prison light bulbs all across America, and the American war machine dropping bombs as it sees fit—who are they kidding with that "Thou Shalt Not Kill" bullshit?

If the Ten Commandments ever really were to become the foundation for the American legal system, well then they could stone me for the blasphemy you’re reading right now. And suddenly, it doesn’t seem so silly any more.

These are the things that make the Ten Commandments the second most uninspiring, un-redemptive, inelegant, offensive, ridiculous document of all time—and to display it anywhere near our legal system is pure madness. Hey Judge, I’ve got your blasphemy right here pal. Take thou 5,000-pound graven image and shove it in thy sacro-stanky anus.

Comments

( 15 comments — Leave a comment )
fanlain
Sep. 9th, 2003 04:55 am (UTC)
heh!
i was LAUGHING :O)

millions of ppl believe.
u should too. so um, you're not killed?
elvendude
Sep. 10th, 2003 06:01 am (UTC)
Re: heh!
Yes, yes, let's play it by numbers. And point out that Christians are in the minority. Heavily, now. Almost everybody but the Jews and the Pagans have them beat.

Can millions and millions of people be wrong? Well, yeah, duh.
digitalgoth
Sep. 10th, 2003 06:08 am (UTC)
Re: heh!
Webster's 1913 Dictionary
 
 	Definition:	 	

   1.

\Pa"gan\ (p[=a]"gan), n. [L. paganus a countryman,
peasant, villager, a pagan, fr. paganus of or pertaining to
the country, rustic, also, pagan, fr. pagus a district,
canton, the country, perh. orig., a district with fixed
boundaries: cf. pangere to fasten. Cf. {Painim}, {Peasant},
and {Pact}, also {Heathen}.]
One who worships false gods; an idolater; a heathen; one who
is neither a Christian, a Mohammedan, nor a Jew.

      Neither having the accent of Christians, nor the gait
      of Christian, pagan, nor man.            --Shak.

Syn: Gentile; heathen; idolater.

Usage: {Pagan}, {Gentile}, {Heathen}. Gentile was applied to
       the other nations of the earth as distinguished from
       the Jews. Pagan was the name given to idolaters in the
       early Christian church, because the villagers, being
       most remote from the centers of instruction, remained
       for a long time unconverted. Heathen has the same
       origin. Pagan is now more properly applied to rude and
       uncivilized idolaters, while heathen embraces all who
       practice idolatry.


   2.
\Pa"gan\, a. [L. paganus of or pertaining to the country,
pagan. See {Pagan}, n.]
Of or pertaining to pagans; relating to the worship or the
worshipers of false goods; heathen; idolatrous, as, pagan
tribes or superstitions.

      And all the rites of pagan honor paid.   --Dryden.


I think that going by definition #1, even the pagans have the christians outnbumbered. ;)

_X
silvermongoose
Sep. 11th, 2003 01:43 am (UTC)
Re: heh!
Corey <= Filthy Heathen.

I still want to know what crawled up their collective ass, died, and made them important enough to decide that my gods are fake and theirs isn't.
digitalgoth
Sep. 11th, 2003 06:21 am (UTC)
Re: heh!
Whereas I'm on the side of the die that wants to know what makes them right when they say that there is a higher power at all?

_X
silvermongoose
Sep. 11th, 2003 06:37 pm (UTC)
Re: heh!
I always liked how god was male and jesus was white.
digitalgoth
Sep. 11th, 2003 06:40 pm (UTC)
Re: heh!
Jesus wasn't white, he was jewish.

_X
silvermongoose
Sep. 11th, 2003 09:55 pm (UTC)
Re: heh!
HA!
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digitalgoth
Sep. 9th, 2003 05:31 pm (UTC)
No, I wouldn't want to come along. I love you to death, and I respect your beliefs, but I'm dammned well not going to sit by and hide if it comes down to it. I'll be picking up my gun and standing with all the rest of the non-christians that take a stand.

-X
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digitalgoth
Sep. 9th, 2003 07:59 pm (UTC)
*hugs*

-X
elvendude
Sep. 10th, 2003 06:06 am (UTC)
I personally don't see Holy War, I see more a "Snow Crash" esque societal meltdown, but I give it about twenty years. I really don't see religion being much of an issue, I would think that's it will be more along the lines of political and social standing.
silvermongoose
Sep. 9th, 2003 04:48 pm (UTC)
I'm posting that on my website.
^_^ Thanks for passing it along!
digitalgoth
Sep. 9th, 2003 05:32 pm (UTC)
:) My sister found it on his website. I was very amused. Glad you got some enjoyment out of it too.

-X

p.s. I still miss you. You always gave real hugs.
silvermongoose
Sep. 9th, 2003 07:13 pm (UTC)
I miss you too!! If I get a good car this winter, maybe I can roadtrip and come see you in the spring.
digitalgoth
Sep. 9th, 2003 07:44 pm (UTC)
That would be awesome. I can show you around the club scene here. Bring someone with you, that long of a drive by yourself is dangerous.

-X
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