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Links for the post-holiday season.

Yes, I know... It's been a couple weeks since I posted one of these lists. I've been slacking.


You knew it was coming… Garfield the Movie:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/garfield/index.html

Pucker your ass to happiness:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595094724/104-1889241-4442328

Game Time! Use your arrow keys to guide your food cart in this Mariokart spoof:
http://www.fastfroots.de/

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Jar Jar and Yoda try to figure out who’s on first:
http://neojam.web1000.com/fst.mpg

You thought Jack Chic had the monopoly on cartoon propaganda? Check out PETA’s new comic:
http://www.furisdead.com/momfur.html

Who knew there were so many handy uses for K-Y jelly:
http://www.k-y.com/everydayuses/Modern_Girls_Guide.html

The Dautermann was really disappointed to find this out on the planned Washington trip… so much for that road game:
http://craphound.com/images/trucker_urine_jug_poster.jpg

Thinking about what to get them next year? How about a Design Your Own bobble head? Man, I wish I had got one of those:
http://www.whoopassenterprises.com

Sometimes real life writes its own punch lines:
http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/2723155/detail.html

“More”; Academy award nominated animated short:
http://www.gethappy.com/more1.html

Windy days are a bitch for Catman:
http://jp.shockwave.com/animations/catmantwo/catmantwo03/catmantwo03.html

A tribute to the lat Johnny Cash starring monkeys… MONKEY:
http://www.apsv04.dsl.pipex.com/desperado.html

Thanksgiving 2004 a hero will rise:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/spongebobsquarepantsmovie/

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Commute to work to long to wait for IronFluff™? Use your new steering wheel laptop mount… Ya geek:
http://www.arkon.com/laptop.html

Maggots reintroduced as medical treatment in Scottish hospital. I guess the whiskey wasn’t enough:
http://www.breakingnews.ie/2003/12/27/story127208.html

Over 40 mistakes found in Return of the King so far; what, no one just watches movies anymore:
http://www.moviemistakes.com/film2746

I’ve heard of a bird on a wire, but this is ridiculous:
http://www.orsm.net/fem/animals/images/animals10.jpg

Ten ads America won’t see:
http://www.adage.com/news.cms?newsId=39422

If hicks had motorbikes:
http://www.timskelton.com/valkyrie/photos/psycho_bike.htm

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

And finally, since we’re just a few days from another new year, let’s have a peak back at 2003 in pictures:
http://www.msnbc.com/modules/yip03/Default.asp?cp1=1

Not enough for you? Well, here’s the 2003 list of 2003 lists:
http://www.fimoculous.com/year-review-2003.cfm

Game Time! Take a swing at this fun Flash sword fighting game:
http://www.telltarget.com/jeux/swordfull.htm

102 stupid things to do… tow a boat with a chopper:
http://grab.orsm.net/update20031218/choppy.wmv

Random pretty fairy:
http://www.faeriegrove.com/ebay/darksylvan6.jpg

Now this is a real titty twister (Not safe for work.):
http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/siguemiteta.swf

Roof sex is best when it’s rough:
http://www.ejbdotcom.net/index.php?go=roofsex

I usually prefer safe sex, myself:
http://www.cobbaut.be/sexy/safesex.jpg

Now this is a fun little site:
http://www.daxo.de/

We, here at IronFluff™ do not advocate the use of drugs… but it might help when viewing this site:
http://www.virtualom.com/index4.htm

Random pretty wood fairy:
http://www.faeriegrove.com/ebay/evenstar2.jpg

Life in a corrugated world:
http://www.centrifuga.net/gab.html

I admit I used shoes as stand in cars for my action figures, but this is a bit much:
http://www.lit-company.ru/reebok/fr_reebok.html

Random pretty goth fairy:
http://www.faeriegrove.com/wingsphotos/nightstar4.jpg

It’s like making a greeting card with crayons when you were a kid… only not:
http://www.funnygarbage.com/ecards/vidorator/vidorator.php

Book cover gallery of Stephen King novels:
http://www.stephenkingshop.com/bookcovers.htm

Shake shake shake.. shake your booty! (Not safe for work, but definitely a good giggle:
http://www.funnyinside.com/mlpic499.shtml

Random Japanese sea fairy:
http://www.faeriegrove.com/wingsphotos/seafoam4.jpg

Lord of Five Rings… Engrish for Elvish:
http://www.samurai.com/5rings/

Cooking with Grizzlor:
http://www.skulla.com/sag/SAG_15.wmv

I think I’ll just go pound my Chuckness with a flat rock:
http://www.ryanmcfaul.com/mirror/gb_medium.html

The Fantastic Vamps invite you to visit The House in My Head:
http://www.songfight.org/music/house_in_my_head/fantasticvamps_himh.mp3

It’s not really the dolls; it’s the reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005BM41/ref=cm_rev_all_1/102-9793198-4251333?v=glance&s=toys&vi=customer-reviews&me=A3UN6WX5RRO2AG

Foamy is at it again:
http://www.illwillpress.com

The Dautermann offers up a little stress relief:
http://www.files4fun.de/funonline/bubblewrap.swf

Rule #1; there is no fight club… (Video of kids’ fight club: contains violence and some cussing. Very funny, but maybe not safe for work.):
http://facethesky.com/fight.mpg

Random pretty river fairy:
http://www.faeriegrove.com/ebay/autumndawn5.jpg

Tela’s been captured! Quick; let’s have a music video:
http://www.skulla.com/sag/SAG_14.wmv

Don’t you want somebody to love, baby? (Might be a bit racy for work.):
http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/videoc/http/boog001/boog001_http_300_ref.mov

That’s a rap, everybody… movie rap, that is:
http://www.movierap.com/

1:2 scale scout walker for $19,000. Only on… you guest it… eBay. (For that much, it should come with the girl!):
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2213978870&category=37887

And now a political PSA:
http://anon.moveon.speedera.net/1024_small.mov

Lemon Party reminds you that Tomorrow’s Almost Over:
http://www.songfight.org/music/tomorrows_almost_over/lemonparty_tao.mp3

Asshat drags and bags… asshat! (Language on video not safe for work.):
http://www.ce.rit.edu/~mezz/crash.mpeg

Now THIS is what I call a power puff:
http://www.thisispriceless.com/priceless/410.jpg

Channel surfing in Eternia:
http://www.skulla.com/sag/SAG_16.wmv

Take a visit to the school for metaprodigy children:
http://www.ps238.com/

The cartoon laws of physics… and a peek into my world:
http://funnies.paco.to/cartoon.html

I need to find me a bottle of this beer. I wonder; if you open it. Does it go “Ni!”:
http://www.coloradoan.com/news/stories/20040116/lifestyle/236850.html

Here’s one for the ladies… orgasms, at practically the touch of a button:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3395507.stm

R2-D2 is his copilot:
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=484634

If you excuse me, I’ll be at the sushi bar… for the next several hours! (A little risqué for work.):
http://www.globalcuisinecatering.com/sushigirl.html

Ladies and gentlemen, the master of sidewalk chalk art:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/bouncechrissy/155638.html?#cutid1

And finally, the home of the random fairies:
http://www.faeriegrove.com/


There... I hope that makes up for some of my slackness these last few weeks in posting anything... If you really want juicy details on my life here in San Francisco, or at the shop where I work, or anything else mildly important to me, feel free to get ahold of me on AIM or ICQ... Or in person (there's a novel idea...).

_X

Comments

( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
layora
Jan. 19th, 2004 11:41 pm (UTC)
and here I was hoping for some info on how you were doing...you stink...:P
digitalgoth
Jan. 20th, 2004 12:14 am (UTC)
You, I know for a fact, have my contact info. :P
*hugs*

_X
tymeschizm
Jan. 20th, 2004 01:20 am (UTC)
get ahold of you in person? how? you moved awaaaaay. fucker...
scarletwench
Jan. 24th, 2004 06:22 am (UTC)
Friend of Krys'? Do I know you??
digitalgoth
Jan. 25th, 2004 06:00 pm (UTC)
Entirely possible. Though I can't say I remember why I added you to my friends list... ;) A few friends in common in the goth area... merrick, krys, jade... I certainly might know you...

_X
brightlyblack
Feb. 5th, 2004 06:44 pm (UTC)
We, here at IronFluff™ do not advocate the use of drugs… but it might help when viewing this site:
Are you 'IronChuck'?
digitalgoth
Feb. 5th, 2004 06:49 pm (UTC)
Re:
No dear. I just post his stuff on here. :)

I'm Xander.

_X
brightlyblack
Feb. 5th, 2004 06:53 pm (UTC)
Re:
Ah... It looked like you might be presenting his stuff as your own, then... Oh well, none of my biz.!
(This will be active from next week-end: http://metastasis.nu/ironfluff.html)
digitalgoth
Feb. 5th, 2004 07:17 pm (UTC)
Re:
*chuckles* No dear, he knows I re-post his fluff on my lj. To quote: "Yeah! Spread the fluff!"

I'll be seeing you at luna rouge, if not sooner. ( I'm your security. :P )

_X
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